Who Am I? Hmmm.
Well, I’m a child of God, a wife of Kevin, and a mom of 4 miracle kiddos: 2 preschoolers and 2 twin baby girls. I’m a night shift mother/baby nurse. I underestimate my worth and overestimate my abilities. I have a bad habit of seeing something cool and immediately saying, “I could do/make/be that!” I’m a crafter and DIY’er with a house and garage full of
unfinished projects potential masterpieces. I’m a scanner. I’m a listmaker, a perfectionist, and a competitor. I have a fear of failure and of commitment. I’m really bad at selfies, being sick, and Zumba. I’ve been a line dancing waitress, water plant secretary, bridal store setter-upper, toy store clerk, penguin wrangler, lingerie salesperson, jeans folder, head hunter, horse shower, diver, swimmer, hang glider, canine health specialist, and pet vacation coordinator. I have a nomadic heart and have moved 23+ times. I have quilted, crocheted, tatted, cross-stitched, and scrapbooked. I’m a beautiful mess. I love snow cones and tacos. I am trying to get healthy and inspire my family to do the same. I love obstacle course races. I love to get muddy and jump over fire. I am a future American Ninja Warrior.
You can always get ahold of me at firstname.lastname@example.org or twitter @momtoninja. Holla!