Who Am I?  Hmmm.

Well, I’m a child of God, a wife of Kevin, and a mom of 4 5 miracle kiddos: 1 first grader, 1 preschooler, 2 twin toddlers, and 1 on the way.  I’m a night shift mother/baby nurse.  I underestimate my worth and overestimate my abilities.  I have a bad habit of seeing something cool and immediately saying, “I could do/make/be that!”  I’m a crafter and DIY’er with a house and garage full of unfinished projects potential masterpieces.  I’m a scanner.  I’m a listmaker, a perfectionist, and a competitor.  I have a fear of failure and of commitment.  I’m really bad at selfies, being sick, and Zumba.  I’ve been a line dancing waitress, water plant secretary, bridal store setter-upper, toy store clerk, penguin wrangler, lingerie salesperson, jeans folder, head hunter, horse shower, diver, swimmer, hang glider, canine health specialist, and pet vacation coordinator.  I have a nomadic heart and have moved 23+ times.  I have quilted, crocheted, tatted, cross-stitched, and scrapbooked.  I’m a beautiful mess.  I love snow cones and tacos.  I am trying to get healthy and inspire my family to do the same.  I love obstacle course races.  I love to get muddy and jump over fire.  I am a future American Ninja Warrior.

You can always get ahold of me at or twitter @momtoninja.  Holla!